Dumping someone, that is no big problem. They're the one suffering, and not you. But when you are dumped, it's all different. That is why, some couples, race to be the one to dump..
Why is it my last words were so cruel to you? Why can't it be like the movies where people say something meaningful or heartfelt? It's because death doesn't wait for such trivial things. It'll have your loved ones in it's clutches before you can say anything about it.