Showing sad quotes for tag "funny"

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, keep the doors locked and have a shotgun ready! Cause if they were smart, they would of never left!

if i hated you as much as i love you, i'd kill you. if i loved you as much as i hate you, i'd make love to you. if my love destroyed you, you'd be ripped to shreds. if my hatred gave you riches, you'd kick Donald Trump's ass.

Love is a joke...but you choose whether to make happiness or sadness of the joke .
Does the joke make you laugh or cry?
Is the joke offensive or fun-nny?